MY LAST EXAM

- Hopefully -

Jaket?
Check. For one last time I will wear my red U2 Jacket. I used it for my first exam and hopefully for my last exam.
Calculator
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Pensil Case
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Jangka? Busur?
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Penggaris segititiga?
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Jam Tangan?
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Notes and Books
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Kacamata renang?
Lah..gue khan mau exam bukan renang...

Sip, gue siap berangkat kalo gitu. Doa dulu sama solat dhuha. Biar Allah meridhoi gue dapet nilai bagus. HUhuh. 5 menit kemudian gue kembali ke rumah ngambil dompet gue. Selengkap-lengkapnya peralatan gue kalo gak bawa matric card sama juga. Goblok.

Please Do Not Turn Over the Question Paper Until You Are Told To Do So. YOu are not......... Segala tetek bengek yang gue sudah bosen gue dengar 5 taun terakhir. Just get started pls.

1st question - Four-Bar Linkage - Angular Velocity - Copler Link - Ratio - Relative velocity - Stephenson - Watt - Fredeunstein.

What the?? Fredeunstein ini siapa? di note gue ko' gak ada yah. Lagian siapa pula sih? Paling manusia yang nyusah2in kami para engineering student dengan sebuah teori yang sulit dimengerti. Kira kira dia bisa apa dengan teorinya? Bisa bantu anak anak aceh? Hmmm gue sih bisa, kalo geu save money buat bayar bill telpon dan nyumbang kesana. Hmmm, huhu dia yang biasa gue telpon lagi apa yah?. Bah, ko malah mikir aneh aneh?

2nd question - Flywheel - Velocity Coefficients - JAcobian matrix - Inverse - Kinetic Energy - Inertia - Closed Form Function

Bah Flywheel nih buat apa sih? Ooh iyabisa buat motong negative film. heheheh tapi gak guna, gue khan pake digital. Hmm dah lama juga gue gak hunting. Pengen belajar moto orang sih. CUma siapa yah? Kayanya semua model gue pake jilbab, sekali kali nggak ah. Hmm, dia mau gak ya?. Nah sekarang malah mikirin foto.

3rd Question - Kinematic Diagram - Kinematic Link Set - Number Synthesis - Degree of Freedom - Hexagonal Link - Graphical Method

Duh, mentok, Ko' salah ya. Hmm, coba bsia bawa mp3 player, bisa menghasilkan inspirasi. Lumayan khan. Bisa dengerin "MockingBird". Kayanya gue udah apal deh liriknya. "Hailie I know you miss your mom and I know you miss your dad When I'm gone but I'm trying to give you the life that I never had I can see you're sad, even when you smile, even when you laugh I can see it in your eyes, deep inside you want to cry Cuz you're scared, I ain't there? Daddy's with you in your prayers No more crying, wipe them tears ". Tuh khan apal. Lah gue lagi exam, ko malah nyanyi yah. *Senyum sebentar sama pengawas yang ternyata sadar gue bernyanyi di tengah exam.

Last Question - Six Bar Chain Linkage - Standard-form equation - independent loop equation - free choices linkage design - Cognate linkage - parallel motion generators

Parallel motion generator. Buat apa yah? Bisa buat mindahin gue kalo gue tidur kali yah. Khan harus paralel tuh. Lah tapi kuat gak yah? 80 kg gini. Gak patah apa ya linkagenya. hah mungkin kalo dua bulan lagi gue 60, bisa lah. Cuma aduh diet gue kacao gini minggu ini. Berantakan. Kapan bisa 60kg kalo gini. Ya ntar sore renang deh. Berapa lap ya. Buset deh, lagi exam ko malah mau berenang.

- Walhasil dari 3 jam exam, gue yakin beberapa saat gue gunakan untuk flip through the pages while my mind wondering kemana mana. Gue cuma berhasil attempt 64 out of 100. Kekekek. Moga-moga gak mesti extend satu semester -

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CAD/CAM Lab
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